Good Morning Revival of "Newrology", Hello from 1Utama.

Greetings everyone. Currently I'm stationed in 1Utama. How do I manage to blog here without interfering my work is not for you to know. Be glad I managed to get time to keep my blog alive. Or at least, I'd love to keep my blog alive.

I've been thinking about the term "Newrology". Instead of having someone checking our brains (aka normal term aka neurology for those who are still confused), why not we have a "newrologist" who put implants of new ideas into our brains? Something out of this world, yet to be accomplished. Something to actually keep things movings (Other items that are keeping us moving: Money, time, love). Who knows, your new idea will be the next best thing in the world.

Think about a business not ventured into. How about science and mathematics? Open a business corporation selling knowledge of science and maths. I'm not talking about tuition centres or specialised books. I'm talking about hiring people to tell you what does a term means while you do your homework. Pick the babe/hunk of your choice to meet at a specific time. He/She will appear at your doorsteps, dressed in clothes you have chose for them (Your choice to include nude and scantily clad clothing), if you don't understand something, just ask them. They'll tell you what is the correct term. Direct questions like "what is the answer to this question?" will not be entertained. Of course, you have to tip them to do a maid's job like handing you drinks, strip dance (oops), or massage you to relax yourself. But the main purpose is that you can feel relaxed doing your homework under the presence of someone you like, instead of being tensed up because of the dateline to hand up your homework. Cool eh? And if you have money, probably you can purchase few talking robots, but robots don't have intelligence and common sense like humans. Some might prefer flesh too (oops again).

If something like this is too explicit for you, why not go for something tamer? Nowadays, we have so much of personalised items. Customised computers, personalised stickers, customised jewellery, even customised customer services. Oh, how picky we are. We want everything that suits our taste, because we want to be unique, one and only. If that's the case, why not open an agency for customised jobs? Pick the company of your choice. Ask yourself why you want to be in this company and what do you have that the company should hire you. If you are lucky, you'll be rewarded with an interview; if not, the agency or agent is not responsible for the damages done. The agent do not write the resume for you, more like helping you to get in touch with that certain company. The rest is up to you to make an effort if you want to see it happening. Then, when you really get hired, please remember to pay/tip for the service. (Agents, make those applicants sign an agreement that they'll pay no matter what).

Another thing about "newrology", is that the business idea might not work at the first place. Like once upon a time when the craze of "tamagochi" the mini game console where you can battle with another "VR pet", and you must keep them alive and well every single day. It was a craze, but also a waste of time, literally. Nobody really plays that anymore now. We shoud have a crazier craze that is long lasting, something like digital cameras. Back in the days it wasn't possible, but now it is, correct? But some inventions are ridiculous, like combining a mobile phone and a computer together, making a "compuphone". I never like it. The design is either too big for a handphone, or too small for a computer. How do those people read the text without getting a headache? I would get it if i have one. A PDA might be better for me.

Why do I call it "Newrology"? One, it's new; Two, it's uses the brain. Don't try to crack your head open just because someone else was ahead of you (No pun intended). Just because someone has "been there, done that" doesn't mean you cannot surpass them. Give it a try for those people venturing into business, or those who wants to venture them into the future. Once upon a time, people don't think that local food will be popular. But hey, all you need is good packaging, good branding, good marketing strategy and voila. Lousy but tasty food turns to good looking and tasty food. Amazing how people like to dress things up eh?

Ah-ha! Just thought of another business idea. A dress up company. You name them, we have them. We'll dress up anything from living creatures to stoic objects. Dress them up just because you want them to look pretty. Dress them up just because they want you to help them sell. Whatever the reason, you want it, we'll have it. We combine two minor mass commication sections into one: Public Relations and Advertising. Spread your brand over. Dress them to make your company look big. Advertise yourself by dressing up whatever you have. Amazing, and I guarantee that customers will soon be bursting your door just by wanting your items all dressed up and pretty. Why not?

I'm good at conducting ideas. I have more ideas actually, but I'll just share 3 of them with you. What about you? Any new ideas? Why not you share it with this "newrologist" eh? Don't worry, I won't steal your ideas, I already shared 3 of them and I'm not scared. So please, don't hesitate. Leave your comments now!*

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