Regret Implants?

Yes everyone, regret implants. How does it work you say? Simply make a fault that is bound to give effects on you, then implant some regret onto yourself, and voila! You are now full of "regrets" because of some mistake. But take note. There are two common types of side effects which you may choose to endure one of them. Or both.

The first is the positive side effect. It shows that you truly felt regret and you will strive hard to achieve the better. In the end, with all that hard work , you became a successful person. It may not be a national issue, but at least you've create history for yourselves! You can even talk about your success in life to your next generation, passing on the legend. And very soon, your descendants will be very proud to have you as their ancestor!

The second is the negative side effect. It shows that you felt so much regret that eventually you become depressed. You tend to prowl around lamenting the faults that you've done, playing the blame game. You blame yourself, and your family, and your friends, and then, to everyone! You felt stupid and you think success is not going to make anyone feel better. So, you turn into a beggar, begging for the sky to drop so you will die of natural causes or making your life look like you've been through hell!

So what is the medicine to make sure the side effects do not occur? I can't really prescribe one. I'm not a practical doctor. But from what I've heard from true doctors, the medicine is "patience". Be patient when problems surface because of your mistake, and correct them, one by one. But be warn! Overdose of patience comes impatience. That will cause you to speed things up without detailed checking of your own past, and you might suffer a "relapse" of making the same mistake again. And this time I won't guarantee that you will have positive side effects, considering that it is the second let down of your life.

So, want to make an appointment? Plant some regrets? Our whole life is full of it. And sadly, it only appears when we feel so crestfallen. Pitiful. But still, we have to move on, and make sure we realise the lesson learnt from planting regret inside us. That's us, we are humans. We need a little regret to know that we are imperfect.

Oh, and regret implants do help if you know how to walk the right way. Thanks and good day. And please do seriously think about this, even though I use humour to cover it up.