Dear dumbfucks who call themselves parents

Do you have a brain? Do you know what a brain looks like? Do you know that if you have a brain I wouldn't have to call you dumbfucks?

If this is the kind of life I go through as a parent, I might as well stop having children because the children will probably look like me and be dumb as well. You stupid looking dumbfucks who think that when you have children, you own the right to every single freaking thing in this planet.

You see right, YOU, are not the friggin government! You are all just inconsiderate ASSHOLES who think are doing some kind of FREAKING MORAL DUTY as a goddamn parent. HELLO! WAKE UP! YOU ARE JAMMING UP MY PEACEFUL QUIET NEIGHBOURHOOD YOU SONS OF BITCHES! AND IT'S A GODDAMN SATURDAY! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET YOUR BLOODY RUNT STAY IN THE GODDAMN SCHOOL???

And not only that, as if jamming the streets surrounding the school, YOU DUMBFUCKS HAVE TO JAM THE PERSIARAN TUJUAN ALL THE WAY FROM USJ, UNTIL THE FEDERAL FUCKING HIGHWAY!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS!!! HUH!! CHILDREN ONLY WHAT!!! THEY WON'T DIE OF DEHYDRATION WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM AT THE SUN FOR 30 MINUTES!!! CAN'T YOU FUCKERS WAIT??? HUH?? HUH???

SEND YOUR BLOODY KIDS TO SOMEWHERE NEARER YOU FUCKERS! WHY DO I HAVE TO TOLERATE THE LIKES OF YOU?? LET LICK HUNG GO BANKRUPT BECAUSE THEIR SORRY ASS DESERVES TO, WITH THEIR CORRUPTED WAYS OF ASKING DONATIONS!! FUCKED UP CAPITALIST BASTARDS WITH ALL OF YOU CRONIES LICKING YOUR BUTT!!! AT LEAST GET YOUR KID TO WALK!! THEY WON'T DIE OF SUNBURN!!

I as a resident of Subang Jaya, have to TOLERATE FUCKERS LIKE YOU FROM SHAH ALAM, PUCHONG, AND KUALA LUMPUR!!!! BECAUSE YOU THINK LICK HUNG IS A PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL! LICK HUNG IS NOTHING MORE THAN PIECES OF GREEDY PIGS WAITING TO POUNCE ON MORE LAND, AND GUESS WHAT? YOU GUYS ALL BUY FOR THAT TRICK!!

Your kids probably won't die from dehydration or skin cancer, your kids probably will die from all that GODDAMN SUFFOCATION FROM AIR-CONDITIONING! GO! GO! GO LET THEM SNIFF SOMEMORE CHLOROFLUOROCARBONS!!! LET THEM KNOW HOW FAKE THE AIR IS! REAL AIR THAT FILLS WITH BACTERIAS WILL ACTUALLY MAKE THEM LIVE! NOT FAKE, PURE VACUMNED AIR!!!

FUCK LICK HUNG YOU GODDAMN CAPITALIST BASTARD! YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A FREAKING SCHOOL, YOU ARE A FREAKING CAMPUS WHO THINKS YOU CHURN OUT 7 A's VERY WELL, WHEN ALL YOU DO IS TORTURE US TO MEMORISE, MEMORISE, MEMORISE YOU CAPITALIST BASTARDS!

And when the traffic was so bad, guess what? You guys all complain to poor ol' assemblywoman, Hannah Yeoh. All I bet that you were shouting and demanding for explanation, probably giving shithole excuses like "We need bigger roads!", "We need a police to monitor traffic!"

Hello, how about a big GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY AREA AND ENROL YOUR CHILD IN A SCHOOL NEAR TO YOUR PLACE? A GODDAMN SCHOOL IS A GODDAMN SCHOOL!! THE SUBJECTS ARE THE SAME, THE TEACHERS ARE THE SAME, THE STUDENTS ARE THE SAME, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU ALL CRAMP IT UP HERE, IN MY PLACE???

YOU PEOPLE ALL DESERVE TO NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FROM ANY OF THE YOUNGSTERS IF THEY DO, BECAUSE I HATE PARENTS LIKE YOU PEOPLE, WHO THINK THEIR PRECIOUS, ARE SO FUCKING DELICATE!! THEY ARE HUMANS AND IF THEY DON'T SUFFER THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT REAL LIFE IS LIKE!! DUMBFUCKS!!!





















Urgh.....feel so much better now.

A list of what dumbfuck parents do:

1) Making a 2 lane street into 3 lanes

2) Taking the Shell Station entrance as the exit, thinking it'll be so much faster, but ending up getting lots of honks because they created the 3rd lane.

3) Double parking at the already puny lane filled with parked cars so that they can go take their kids.

4) Double parking so that they can have their lunch at the mamak stall. What the FUCK!!

5) Not giving two shits when real drivers who need to do something important, like picking up their frail 81 year old grandmother, honks at you.

6) Laughing at said angry driver. Mother of all fuckers those people.

7) Ignore drivers who really need to go to their destination, not wait there like some silly fuck.

Dear whichever authority that bothers to read this poor puny blog of an anonymous, please look into these problems, identify the real Subang Jaya residents than the fake ones.The real people who needed to go somewhere or need to come back, is really stumped and disappointed with the way you are trying to portray Subang Jaya. Get them out la please T_T.

P.S: Oh and if you want to know how I know the dumbfucks come from somewhere else and not Subang Jaya, it's because Subang Jayan kids can walk! They don't need a friggin car to be there for them. It's so near they can walk back to their house and happily wait for lunch. Unlike dumbfucks who needed to drive all the way from god knows where to pick their kids up. URGH!

1 comments:

I hear ya! I got the same $hitty deal